How do you solve a problem like J-Roll?

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How do you solve a problem like J-Roll? 
He climbs the order and gets an ofer 
His uniform has got a tear 
He whiffs on his way to .207 
And pitch selection ain't there 
And underneath his Oakleys 
He has bravado in his heart 
I even heard him singing in the dugout 

He's always loathe to take 
But his lack of patience is unreal 
He's always loathe for walking 
Only 16 times this year 
I hate to have to say it 
But I very firmly feel 
Right now, he's not an asset to the Phillies 

I'd like to say a word in his behalf 
J-Roll is a fan favorite! 

How do you solve a problem like J-Roll? 
How do you stanch a proud man of renown? 
How do you find a word that means J-Roll? 
A fielding whiz! A baserunning threat! An MVP! 

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him 
Many a thing he ought to understand 
But how do you make him stay 
And listen to all you say 
How do you get Charlie on board? 

Oh, how do you solve a problem like J-Roll? 
How do you hold a talented mofo in your hand? 

When I'm watching him I'm confused 
Out of focus and contused 
And I never know exactly why he's there 
In the leadoff spot - despair! 
He's swinging like a tether 
He's a player! He's a leader! He's a fan fave! 

He strikes out with some zest 
Drive a manager to his rest 
He could throw a whirling dervish out at first 
He is talented! He is wild! 
He's a riddle! He's a child! 
He's a headache! He's a problem! 
He leads off?!? 

How do you solve a problem like J-Roll? 
How do you stanch a proud man of renown? 
How do you find a word that means J-Roll? 
A fielding whiz! A baserunning threat! An MVP! 

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him 
Many a thing he ought to understand 
But how do you make him stay 
And listen to all you say 
How do you get Charlie on board? 

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Charlie? 
Please, Charlie move Jimmy down in the order! 

Sing it to the tune of the great Rodgers and Hammerstein song "Maria" from the great movie The Sound of Music.

I apologize heartily to Mssrs. Rodgers and Hammerstein for what I've done to their fine creation.